olechandserif:

Barry, can you put in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD
ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

devynmunoz:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:

You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.

This needs more notes

(Source: crazyideasfromawhiteperson)

godyes:

10,000Fuck

fawnbro:

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

That bullshit heart surgery example doesn’t even make sense though, does that person think that we’re still doing heart surgery the exact same way we’ve always done heart surgery? As if medicine isn’t constantly changing and updating? Wow it’s almost like people are finding excuses to not have to think critically about the world!

(Source: uvmsemba)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

also last night i had a dream that they made an animated episode of welcome to night vale and cecil’s parents showed up and his dad was octodad 

im still going to accept this as canon until proven otherwise tbh

driftingthroughtheskies:

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

WILDCATS

(Source: bitchwhyyoumad)

aroluna:

  • do not brush it off as being no big deal. some people say this is the best reaction, but the truth is that it is a big deal and that this person took a big step by coming out to you.
  • be respectful and make it clear that you are supportive, but that your support isn’t some sort of…